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+ November 2008
God Save the UK
God Bless America
O mio, O myo, O Dayton, Ohio
+ October 2008
You gotta be like Borat
You gotta be like Julie.
+ September 2008
Quote of the Day
+ August 2008
An Onion News Special Report
Sectioned
+ July 2008
I stand corrected
The Midwich Tabby
+ June 2008
David Davis for Freedom
Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Braun?
+ April 2008
Daisy
+ March 2008
Graceless
Best. Video. Ever. (or for a while anyway)
Welcome to Bodmin...
+ February 2008
Westward Ho!
How to stitch up an Archbishop
Working Together?
+ January 2008
The UK Government is planning to coerce and bamboozle the public into compulsory ID cards
Revision Break
+ December 2007
Bah. Humbug.
Petition to require organisations to inform you when they lose your personal information
(though Christ alone knows why we should have to petition for such a thing)
Something to remember
+ November 2007
Gillian Gibbons
Follow the money...
Don't say you weren't warned
Why I love The West Wing
$!£$X&X%*!!! (
not
safe for work, children)
Territorial Disputes
MORE Kittens!
Kittens!!!
Nicked Clegg
A comforting thought
ID cards opposition is growing
Happy Hallowe'en
+ October 2007
She hasn't got a leg to stand on
People people paper paper
What the BOLLOCKS?!
The best thing for being sad is to learn something
"Look. Look. Keep Looking. Keep Looking at them. LOOK."
+ September 2007
Liberty Loves Justice
I've heard of a moptop...
This just in
A fox in a box
N.A.S.A. - Need A Slogan ASAP
Wiser words ne'er were spoken
The consequences of disobedience
+ August 2007
Young Folks
Course Correction
Tony Wilson 1950-2007
Daa da-da-da daa da-da de dumdumdumdum!!!
Wake
up
, Britain!
Death Spin
+ July 2007
Political Therapy
Shorely you can't be serious
Wake
up
, America
Cash For Honours II - this time it's personal
Flower Bed
Casus Belli
delivered to order?
CSI: Criminally Silly Investigation
So true, so sad
Strumpet Queen
Facebooked
Yawning Sky
Twerp
+ June 2007
60% Geek, 32% Fat, 7% Gristle, 1% Tar.
Jacqui Smith
Goodbyeeeeeeeee
LOLphilosophers
Taking Liberties
Nora the piano-playing cat
You reap what you sow
+ May 2007
Bert
Excellent
Oi! Microsoft! Innovate, not litigate.
Will someone now put an end to the ID cards farce?
Shallow sanctimonious twazzak triumphantly limps away from his squandered opportunities and his bare-faced lies
Tee hee hee
On the horns of a dilemma
Best URL
ever
+ April 2007
Why
do
I do this every day?
Ahem
Nothing says Easter like a headstone
Slough of despond now 20% more sloughy and despondent
+ March 2007
John Bolton is such a tool
Small triumphs
Public Funding of Political Parties in the UK
I can't work like this!!
I'll be Green with a small 'g' thanks
Three short obituaries
Cat Proximity
+ February 2007
Busy, busy, busy
You've been warned
Karim Amer jailed for 4 years
The Long Man of Wilmington
Karim Amer
Blair's Legacy (according to Parsons and Naylor)
ID Cards and the Database State
Jack: half-cat, half-wolf, all psychopath.
Sussex Sunset
+ January 2007
The Singing Detectives
Trade Descriptions Act
All change
A bit of snow
Is it too much to hope for a crucifixion?
The Trial of Tony Blair
Soon to be heard everywhere
+ December 2006
Hang 'em high
Top 100 Worst Album Covers...Ever!
+ November 2006
Worthing Pier
Why IE7 is crashing
Snigger. Eek. Slurp.
+ October 2006
Mind (The National Association for Mental Health)
Julia
Squalor and a gentleman (or
'This Just Ingested'
)
Going pink for October
"Yes, I'm bipolar. No, it doesn't mean I sleep with bears of both sexes. "
+ September 2006
"I'd like to thank my family, my agent..."
MySpace without Murdoch
'Time To Go'? No. More like 'Time To Get Real'.
Sir Tagalot Tries Again
Cat Nap
Sir Tagalot Trots Back
Where
are
the reasonable Muslims?
Too sunny to work
Sir Tagalot Rides Out
Bugger. Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger.
No -
this
is simply the best thing I've read in ages
Simply the best thing I've read in ages
Celebrating 40 years of gallant buffoonery
blooze
How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots?
Celebrating 30 years of gallant buffoonery
IE7 Release Candidate 1
Nay, pray you, seek no colour for your going,
But bid farewell, and go.
Bad government just got worse
+ August 2006
Sink or Swim (or flail about madly without actually managing to do either).
The Propaganda Plot
This apocalypse is brought to you by religious fundamentalists and political simpletons
Air Farce
!@#*£%-ing thief
When does it no longer matter who started it?
Let the wonders begin
Let the heartache begin
+ July 2006
All aboard the
HMS Schadenfreude
Supermania
Dirty Rainbow
What DO you do when the music stops?
Does what it says on the van
I don't even know where to start with this
Gutted.
These are the times that try mens' souls.
+ June 2006
Maybe his prostate just had a very bright idea...?
The Text Message Number of the Beast
Irrepressible
You don't say
+ May 2006
They
thought they were free
The pink mist descends
I H8 London
The Ghost on Sandy Lane
Stephen Colbert
Vs
State-approved satire
The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill, or
V for Vendetta: Prologue
World Cup 2006: It was
our
idea
So
that's
it
To summerise...
It's not easy being green
My brain is full
+ April 2006
Fat Fucker
Must do beta
Triptych
The answer, I'm afraid, is 'No'.
Grinding to a halt
Spamusing
April Snow
Z is for Zappa
+ March 2006
Insomnia. Again.
Talibanesque
Tony Blair: Liar. Scoundrel. Cheat.
Checks
Cheques and balances?
Anthropological cosmology gets a leg-up
Skive in
Dr Wafa Sultan on Al-Jazeera - WATCH THIS
Our Muslim Heritage
Who dares, speaks out
The Joy of Crufts
Uh-oh
Suspension suspended
+ February 2006
They've got the look.
You are free to believe what we tell you
Politics, baby
For your consideration
The world is
still
going to hell, and it's picking up speed
The world is going to hell, hell, hell
+ January 2006
You don't want to be like me
Blair's Folly
Don't fear the cowbell
Lost Links
Impeachment Call
Tony Banks, Lord Stratford (1943-2006)
Why I want to be a cat
You're a good man, Charlie Kennedy
+ December 2005
Things you should know about the UK's policy on torture and extraordinary rendition
John Spencer (d. 2005)
Back up your files. Then back up your back-up, make several copies and keep them in bomb-proof safes in different continents.
+ October 2005
Shear ridicule
Go
back to Bedlam. Please.
Too much to drink
World's Stupidest Sunday Evening Viewing
Ronnie Barker (1929-2005)
Here we go again...
+ September 2005
Something fishy
Back in touch
Only in America
+ August 2005
MT Upgrade: I have returned
MT Upgrade: Fingers crossed...
Jean Menezes: Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before...
Mo Mowlam (1949-2005)
Support the Iraq Public Inquiry
This just in...
Buerk by name, berk by nature
Robin Cook (1946-2005)
Manchester Victoria?
+ July 2005
It was a dark and stormy night...
Moving
Here we go again...
Distraction
Stunned
More explosions in London
Guestbook 2003-2005
James Doohan (1920-2005)
Not very interesting
Away
Diane Abbott on The Daily Politics
To quote an American...
London
This just in...
Make Poverty History Rally, Edinburgh
+ June 2005
I'm screwed
Richard Whiteley (1944-2005)
Sleeping with the enemy
Financial Report
Biblical accounts
The Onion 2056
Crash
Pissheads
Hair of the dog
REM@lancashirecricketclub.gig
That's me in the corner
Grrrrrrrr...
Sitting in the dock are eBay -
UPDATE
Sitting in the dock are eBay
Jackson Verdict
Arise, Sir Terence of Wogan
I knew it
+ May 2005
Get back to work!
And so it came to pass.
The unusual suspects...
Comfort break
Marvellous
Ulp. Penalties.
Eep. Extra Time.
Seeing Red
Flickr test
Flickr
Oh My Google!
À la Cartman
+ April 2005
...normal service will be resumed. Probably.
+ March 2005
Ich bin ein Berliner
Patently absurd...
Cool, man
Creeps
+ February 2005
Johnny4
Normal service will be resumed...
Castles in the air
+ January 2005
Make poverty history in 2005
Every disaster MUST have a soundtrack....
I don't like Mondays
Quite So.
You wash your face in my sink?
...and Brenda's probably dead.
The Perry Bible Fellowship
What would Jesus do?
A confederacy of dunces
+ December 2004
Woohoo.
Tsunami Disaster Relief
It's official...
Wanker Extraordinaire
Wave of mutilation
Asian Tsunami
Bits and pieces
The Pits and the Pendulum
Channel hopping
Celebrating 28 years of incessant grooming
Not quite gone...
+ November 2004
Support the impeachment
Sometimes
That's the spirit
Surely not...
family
Still here...
Outraged resident's outraged expression undermines own outrage
Shit.
+ October 2004
burnout
On a lighter note...
Who do you think you are?
John Peel (1939 - 2004)
Who the fuck is Kerry Edwards?
Making my fortune
A star is born
mawkish
The
second
second coming
Crocodile Tears, or
"Excuse Me. I just ranted."
The Second Coming
Scary Bush
...and lastly, the outlook for tonight. Diane?
Gallery
Coming soon from the creators of South Park...
Republican scare tactics continue
Cliff Yablonski hates you...and everybody else.
Holy crap
One of God's
special
people
The Late Debate
News just in...
Compare, contrast and discuss.
Mind Manager
Audiogate
Tile Trial
zenzizenzizenzic
Has Been
Priceless
*sigh*
+ September 2004
What the hell did I expect?
The thrill has gone
Gougoule
Differences aside
catamite
Holy Shit
The seaside town that they forgot to close down
Lime Cat is
not
pleased
humdudgeon
Which lie did I tell?
Brian Clough (1935 - 2004)
A Nice Day
galactic
Accountability...?
Stupid Fox
Pull the other one
mizzle
An embarrassment of Richards
prandial
Bushwhacking
Rumbledethumps
Bushwhacker
Your duty to phone in sick
Me Ninja, You Dead Meat
gulosity
Oh. Dear. God. No.
Work Slave
Cutest ever
Spifflicate
Yikes
To boldly go where no-one in their right mind would.
merry-andrew
Work, work, work...
+ August 2004
Thank crunchie
Under a cloud
Disordered Personality
verbicide
The Rules of Project Management
User Requirements
Jeff Goldblum
More Larkin About
queach
Goldflapps
LA Confidential
Nightmare Client
greige
The Laws of Project Management
Official Project Stages
A Star is Born
Crunch Squeak Crunch
Some Girls (Have No Shame)
Bugger
boondoggle
Beta Blocked
Cat Scans
Out of my head
gloaming
papuliferous
Neither the time nor the place
+ July 2004
philodox
Firefox (or Why I'll Never Use Internet Explorer Again)
petrichor
The Great Escape
Sygate Personal Firewall
frittle
fungible
dasypygal
sausage
futilitarian
digerati
tripsis
embrangle
poltroon
charrette
Avast Antivirus
Nice doggie
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