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slow \| search: (search blog entries): Tipue search: (search all non-blog content) Google search: (search the whole damn server) slow\|afternoon The Web Email alerts: (get email alerts on new posts)	Browse all blog entries: (click on a month to expand / collapse the list of entries) + November 2008 God Save the UK God Bless America O mio, O myo, O Dayton, Ohio + October 2008 You gotta be like Borat You gotta be like Julie. + September 2008 Quote of the Day + August 2008 An Onion News Special Report Sectioned + July 2008 I stand corrected The Midwich Tabby + June 2008 David Davis for Freedom Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Braun? + April 2008 Daisy + March 2008 Graceless Best. Video. Ever. (or for a while anyway) Welcome to Bodmin... + February 2008 Westward Ho! How to stitch up an Archbishop Working Together? + January 2008 The UK Government is planning to coerce and bamboozle the public into compulsory ID cards Revision Break + December 2007 Bah. Humbug. Petition to require organisations to inform you when they lose your personal information (though Christ alone knows why we should have to petition for such a thing) Something to remember + November 2007 Gillian Gibbons Follow the money... Don't say you weren't warned Why I love The West Wing $!£$X&X%!!! (not* safe for work, children) Territorial Disputes MORE Kittens! Kittens!!! Nicked Clegg A comforting thought ID cards opposition is growing Happy Hallowe'en + October 2007 She hasn't got a leg to stand on People people paper paper What the BOLLOCKS?! The best thing for being sad is to learn something "Look. Look. Keep Looking. Keep Looking at them. LOOK." + September 2007 Liberty Loves Justice I've heard of a moptop... This just in A fox in a box N.A.S.A. - Need A Slogan ASAP Wiser words ne'er were spoken The consequences of disobedience + August 2007 Young Folks Course Correction Tony Wilson 1950-2007 Daa da-da-da daa da-da de dumdumdumdum!!! Wake up, Britain! Death Spin + July 2007 Political Therapy Shorely you can't be serious Wake up, America Cash For Honours II - this time it's personal Flower Bed Casus Belli delivered to order? CSI: Criminally Silly Investigation So true, so sad Strumpet Queen Facebooked Yawning Sky Twerp + June 2007 60% Geek, 32% Fat, 7% Gristle, 1% Tar. Jacqui Smith Goodbyeeeeeeeee LOLphilosophers Taking Liberties Nora the piano-playing cat You reap what you sow + May 2007 Bert Excellent Oi! Microsoft! Innovate, not litigate. Will someone now put an end to the ID cards farce? Shallow sanctimonious twazzak triumphantly limps away from his squandered opportunities and his bare-faced lies Tee hee hee On the horns of a dilemma Best URL ever + April 2007 Why do I do this every day? Ahem Nothing says Easter like a headstone Slough of despond now 20% more sloughy and despondent + March 2007 John Bolton is such a tool Small triumphs Public Funding of Political Parties in the UK I can't work like this!! I'll be Green with a small 'g' thanks Three short obituaries Cat Proximity + February 2007 Busy, busy, busy You've been warned Karim Amer jailed for 4 years The Long Man of Wilmington Karim Amer Blair's Legacy (according to Parsons and Naylor) ID Cards and the Database State Jack: half-cat, half-wolf, all psychopath. Sussex Sunset + January 2007 The Singing Detectives Trade Descriptions Act All change A bit of snow Is it too much to hope for a crucifixion? The Trial of Tony Blair Soon to be heard everywhere + December 2006 Hang 'em high Top 100 Worst Album Covers...Ever! + November 2006 Worthing Pier Why IE7 is crashing Snigger. Eek. Slurp. + October 2006 Mind (The National Association for Mental Health) Julia Squalor and a gentleman (or 'This Just Ingested') Going pink for October "Yes, I'm bipolar. No, it doesn't mean I sleep with bears of both sexes. " + September 2006 "I'd like to thank my family, my agent..." MySpace without Murdoch 'Time To Go'? No. More like 'Time To Get Real'. Sir Tagalot Tries Again Cat Nap Sir Tagalot Trots Back Where are the reasonable Muslims? Too sunny to work Sir Tagalot Rides Out Bugger. Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger. No - this is simply the best thing I've read in ages Simply the best thing I've read in ages Celebrating 40 years of gallant buffoonery blooze How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? Celebrating 30 years of gallant buffoonery IE7 Release Candidate 1 Nay, pray you, seek no colour for your going, But bid farewell, and go. Bad government just got worse + August 2006 Sink or Swim (or flail about madly without actually managing to do either). The Propaganda Plot This apocalypse is brought to you by religious fundamentalists and political simpletons Air Farce !@#£%-ing thief When does it no longer matter who started it? Let the wonders begin Let the heartache begin + July 2006 All aboard the HMS Schadenfreude* Supermania Dirty Rainbow What DO you do when the music stops? Does what it says on the van I don't even know where to start with this Gutted. These are the times that try mens' souls. + June 2006 Maybe his prostate just had a very bright idea...? The Text Message Number of the Beast Irrepressible You don't say + May 2006 They thought they were free The pink mist descends I H8 London The Ghost on Sandy Lane Stephen Colbert Vs State-approved satire The Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill, or V for Vendetta: Prologue World Cup 2006: It was our idea So that's it To summerise... It's not easy being green My brain is full + April 2006 Fat Fucker Must do beta Triptych The answer, I'm afraid, is 'No'. Grinding to a halt Spamusing April Snow Z is for Zappa + March 2006 Insomnia. Again. Talibanesque Tony Blair: Liar. Scoundrel. Cheat. ~~Checks~~ Cheques and balances? Anthropological cosmology gets a leg-up Skive in Dr Wafa Sultan on Al-Jazeera - WATCH THIS Our Muslim Heritage Who dares, speaks out The Joy of Crufts Uh-oh Suspension suspended + February 2006 They've got the look. You are free to believe what we tell you Politics, baby For your consideration The world is still going to hell, and it's picking up speed The world is going to hell, hell, hell + January 2006 You don't want to be like me Blair's Folly Don't fear the cowbell Lost Links Impeachment Call Tony Banks, Lord Stratford (1943-2006) Why I want to be a cat You're a good man, Charlie Kennedy + December 2005 Things you should know about the UK's policy on torture and extraordinary rendition John Spencer (d. 2005) Back up your files. Then back up your back-up, make several copies and keep them in bomb-proof safes in different continents. + October 2005 Shear ridicule Go back to Bedlam. Please. Too much to drink World's Stupidest Sunday Evening Viewing Ronnie Barker (1929-2005) Here we go again... + September 2005 Something fishy Back in touch Only in America + August 2005 MT Upgrade: I have returned MT Upgrade: Fingers crossed... Jean Menezes: Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before... Mo Mowlam (1949-2005) Support the Iraq Public Inquiry This just in... Buerk by name, berk by nature Robin Cook (1946-2005) Manchester Victoria? + July 2005 It was a dark and stormy night... Moving Here we go again... Distraction Stunned More explosions in London Guestbook 2003-2005 James Doohan (1920-2005) Not very interesting Away Diane Abbott on The Daily Politics To quote an American... London This just in... Make Poverty History Rally, Edinburgh + June 2005 I'm screwed Richard Whiteley (1944-2005) Sleeping with the enemy Financial Report Biblical accounts The Onion 2056 Crash Pissheads Hair of the dog REM@lancashirecricketclub.gig That's me in the corner Grrrrrrrr... Sitting in the dock are eBay - UPDATE Sitting in the dock are eBay Jackson Verdict Arise, Sir Terence of Wogan I knew it + May 2005 Get back to work! And so it came to pass. The unusual suspects... Comfort break Marvellous Ulp. Penalties. Eep. Extra Time. Seeing Red Flickr test Flickr Oh My Google! À la Cartman + April 2005 ...normal service will be resumed. Probably. + March 2005 Ich bin ein Berliner Patently absurd... Cool, man Creeps + February 2005 Johnny4 Normal service will be resumed... Castles in the air + January 2005 Make poverty history in 2005 Every disaster MUST have a soundtrack.... I don't like Mondays Quite So. You wash your face in my sink? ...and Brenda's probably dead. The Perry Bible Fellowship What would Jesus do? A confederacy of dunces + December 2004 Woohoo. Tsunami Disaster Relief It's official... Wanker Extraordinaire Wave of mutilation Asian Tsunami Bits and pieces The Pits and the Pendulum Channel hopping Celebrating 28 years of incessant grooming Not quite gone... + November 2004 Support the impeachment Sometimes That's the spirit Surely not... family Still here... Outraged resident's outraged expression undermines own outrage Shit. + October 2004 burnout On a lighter note... Who do you think you are? John Peel (1939 - 2004) Who the fuck is Kerry Edwards? Making my fortune A star is born mawkish The second second coming Crocodile Tears, or "Excuse Me. I just ranted." The Second Coming Scary Bush ...and lastly, the outlook for tonight. Diane? Gallery Coming soon from the creators of South Park... Republican scare tactics continue Cliff Yablonski hates you...and everybody else. Holy crap One of God's special people The Late Debate News just in... Compare, contrast and discuss. Mind Manager Audiogate Tile Trial zenzizenzizenzic Has Been Priceless sigh + September 2004 What the hell did I expect? The thrill has gone Gougoule Differences aside catamite Holy Shit The seaside town that they forgot to close down Lime Cat is not pleased humdudgeon Which lie did I tell? Brian Clough (1935 - 2004) A Nice Day galactic Accountability...? Stupid Fox Pull the other one mizzle An embarrassment of Richards prandial Bushwhacking Rumbledethumps Bushwhacker Your duty to phone in sick Me Ninja, You Dead Meat gulosity Oh. Dear. God. No. Work Slave Cutest ever Spifflicate Yikes To boldly go where no-one in their right mind would. merry-andrew Work, work, work... + August 2004 Thank crunchie Under a cloud Disordered Personality verbicide The Rules of Project Management User Requirements Jeff Goldblum More Larkin About queach Goldflapps LA Confidential Nightmare Client greige The Laws of Project Management Official Project Stages A Star is Born Crunch Squeak Crunch Some Girls (Have No Shame) Bugger boondoggle Beta Blocked Cat Scans Out of my head gloaming papuliferous Neither the time nor the place + July 2004 philodox Firefox (or Why I'll Never Use Internet Explorer Again) petrichor The Great Escape Sygate Personal Firewall frittle fungible dasypygal sausage futilitarian digerati tripsis embrangle poltroon charrette Avast Antivirus Nice doggie Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Come in...